I’m not an unkind person, but…

So I put the following sentence into Google and hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

‘how to discourage porcupines from ransacking your garbage’

 

This came up:

 

Five years ago there were serious animal problems at the community garden — black bear, deer, beaver — but “the worst pest of all was the porcupine,” Ms. Williams says. “The kindhearted would trap them and drive them 10 or 15 miles away, until one of the forest people said they just came back.”

It reached a point, Ms. Williams says, when gardeners were so frustrated that at least 30 of the 150 plots were empty.

“So finally, four years ago, we put an electric fence all around this big field, but the porcupines then decide to burrow under the fence,” she says. “They’re ingenious. So we had to put rocks down and pour cement.”

Even then, a porcupine managed to get in. And when she saw it, “strolling along, munching away,” she could stand no more.

“He was after my carrot crop,” she explains. “I said, I just cannot handle this anymore. He sees me and tries to wander off, but they can’t run very fast. I got him with the sledgehammer. He tried to dodge me, but I got him on the head.”

And no, she hasn’t lost any sleep over it.

“It was sad, but I am tired of being the fancy kitchen for critters,” she says.

I’m seriously tempted……only problem is, I don’t have a sledgehammer.

That bloody porcupine climbed on to the patio chair, dragged the black bag off the table and then proceeded to munch away in the next door neighbour’s back garden. Tell me I’m not justified in thinking murderous thoughts.

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Not to be outdone…..

‘k so I’m not quite as nerdy as my husband, almost but not quite.. I’m going to do a condensed version of the Omnivore’s Hundred (Barbara Fischer linked to Andrew’s list and instructions (you can find W’s entry here)).

1. Venison

7. Cheese fondue – love fondues

11. Calamari – always was one of the few types of seafood I’d eat, I’m branching out a bit now.

13. PB&J sandwich – long story – when we first moved to Cape Town (many moons ago, and before the move back of 1988) we stayed at The Avenue Hotel, in Fish Hoek. The cook insisted on making me Peanut Butter and Jam sandwiches for my lunchbox. I hated them, haven’t eaten them since

15. Hot dog from a street cart – I have to be really, really hungry to eat one of these

21. Heirloom tomatoes – if they are tomatoes one grows oneself, huh! the ones that were growing in our house when we first bought it – they were quite tasty – the plant has subsequently died

24. Rice and beans – one of hubby’s favourites

27. Dulce de leche – another long story…. my eldest brother when we were all still living at home, had a habit of putting tins of condensed milk on the stove and heating them up till they caramelised – that is until one exploded and spread tiny bits of condense milk all over the kitchen

34. Sauerkraut – W’s braised version.

38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O – who hasn’t?

53. Abalone – Dad used to dive for them off Miller’s Point

55 McDonald’s Big Mac Meal – ok for fear of being ostracised from every faction of my family and extended – I quite like McDonald’s

73. Louche absinthe – got the hairs on my chest to prove it (vile stuff)

82. Eggs Benedict – nothing really amusing to say about this

83. Pocky – got some on the kitchen counter as we speak (well our version of them)

87. Goulash – W’s recipes – yummy

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Weekend round-up

‘Twas a busy weekend, not so much house wise, more general life wise.  There was of course Tamsyn’s competition on Friday, we’re finally finished with them for this year, and she is now officially in level 4.  She wasn’t all that happy with her performance, personally I think to be able to tell someone you’re 15th in the whole of the greater Cape area is flippen good, but she’s never come that low before so for her it was a bit of a disappointment. She performed well, not quite as well as she can, if one is to be honest – but still – to make WP 3 years in a row and to come 15/28 is something to be proud of.

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There was also a get together with my brother, Clive and his family – his kids birthdays are very close together so they tend to combine their parties. I take my hat off to my sister in law – 28 kids indoors on a cold and stormy day. Not my idea of fun. We reaped the benefits though, lots of leftover cake on Sunday.

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I also managed to get a picture of Jessica – wonder of wonders.

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One also shouldn’t leave kids in a car with a camera for too long, tend to get interesting results.

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My word didn’t we have horrendous weather over the weekend, it just kept coming and coming, just when you thought it was over, another downpour would hit. On the way home Sunday we thought we’d see what the sea looked like.

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Really cold, if you ask me.

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It’s p*&%ing down outside…

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My drive to work this morning, on the radio the DJ is going on about how warm it is in Jhb, how you can smell spring is on its way…… listen Mister, not in Cape Town it isn’t.  Flip it rained during the night and my entire drive to work this morning.  Not fun.

 I’m starting to think I need a new camera, ‘course Wouter won’t agree with me – but I’m figuring this one I have – whilst it is great, and can take some awesome shots…. indoor and night time pictures – it’s not so good. No doubt it’s ‘cos I don’t know how to use it properly, but if Tamsyn is going to continue on her gymnastics path (we have another competition tomorrow – the big one) I’d love to have a camera that could take awesome indoor action shots.  Ah well, pipe dreams are nice to have. 

I had to laugh at Tamsyn the other evening, she’d worked herself into a fever pitch over the competition and decided to take her mind off things by looking through old photograph albums.  The next thing I hear her bawling her eyes out. “What now?” I ask somewhat exasperated.  Between gulps for breath she says “I don’t remember”  Thinking she meant her gym routines, I say in that motherly, never mind dear everything will be alright, tone ‘everything will be fine, you’ll remember them on Friday’…. which just caused more tears and a plaintive wail “I don’t remember!” this time she points to the photo. 

*sigh*

“You were 1 when I took that photo, no wonder you don’t remember”

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Damn, where does the time go?

Can you believe it? It’s almost the end of August, technically we should all be checking our Xmas shopping lists and buying presents to avoid the Xmas Eve panic. Yea, who *really* does that? There have been a number of years when I’ve thought to myself, if I buy a present each month for one or other member of the family by the time December rolls round, I’ll be sorted.  Hasn’t happened yet. I’m a great admirer of people who are that organised, I think somewhere in my brain I have a loose wire* – the one which is meant to ensure organisational skills are at a premium, I reckon I either never got the right wire, or mine has shorted out.  I try really hard to be organised and just never quite get it right.

* shut up Wouter

On the house front, the kitchen is coming along – if you want the technical ins and outs of Wouter’s kitchen cupboard assembling you need to read his blog, all I can tell you is that it is looking awesome, is flippen hard work, and is killing him slowly – then again I think the whole house is conspiring towards his demise.

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Our very trendy little cupboard…

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We had a number of firsts this weekend, our inaugural launch of the jacuzzi – must say I’m not a huge jacuzzi fan because I find I get too hot, but when one has been sitting in an empty house, which is freezing – to slip into that warm water, is utter bliss.

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The other first was a personal one, I did some scrapbooking in my scrapbook room, yay! ‘K so I was perched on a stool which is almost as tall as the surface I was working on, trying to fit everything onto my makeshift table but when one is determined enough, one can do anything – besides I’d already finished the weeding (I’ll get to that a bit later) and Wouter was busy with Randall installing the electric gate.

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Scrapbooking took some time to take off in South Africa – I can remember a few years ago when there was next to nothing available here, and I’d do a lot of online shopping from American stores. Things have improved quite dramatically and the hobby is becoming almost as popular here as it is in America.

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An electric gate, what a pleasure not to have to get out the car, fumble with the side gate lock, eventually get that open, fumble with the gate lock, eventually get that open – drag the gate out the way….. get back in the car, drive in – get out the car – drag the gate closed again.  Life is good.

Ah yes, the weeds….. I swear those little buggers are sitting right now in the garden laughing at me. We bought some weed killer over the weekend, spray on stuff that is supposed to get rid of broad leaf weeds (to the uneducated….. broad leaf weeds are…. well I have no clue what they are – I just sprayed everything). You know, there are more weeds in that damn garden than there were before I started weeding, there’s a conspiracy out there I’m sure.  Either that or the weed pixies come over in the middle of the night with bags of assorted weeds and plant them, I can just see them giggling to themselves, jostling over prime spots in the garden and shrieking with pixie glee at the end of a nights efforts. *muttersaboutlittlepixiebastards*

You probably don’t recall the flowers Tamsyn and I planted some months back, I was amazed to see one of them actually flowering again – I figured they were long gone.

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We also  have this plant in the garden which I thought looked quite interesting – and yes I’m still trying to achieve the perfect macro shot.

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Lastly, I had my hair done on Saturday – told the girl to make it a bit redder…. The kids reaction – “Mom, what have you done!”  I like it :)

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…….. (couldn’t think of a quick or witty title)

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We had another outreach programme at work today which afforded me the opportunity to take this photograph, considering the day was a little dull, I think it came out ok.

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Cars, cats and chastisement….

I got into trouble over the weekend…. yep, big trouble. I have this rather bad habit of expecting cars to run forever without any care or attention on my part (my car passed the 150 000 km’s service some time back) We left W’s car at the house and drove home on Friday in mine….. conversation went something like this….

W – *incredulous tone* “That’s your engine light!”

T – *defensive tone* “I told you I had a light on the dashboard”

W – *trying to maintain patience tone* “Your car could breakdown at any moment, I told you to book a service”

T – *mutters under breath* “You said the light wasn’t serious”

W – *somewhat exasperated tone* “If you don’t book a service things could go horribly wrong”

T – *petulant tone* “Don’t know why I always find a car with problems”

W – *making a point tone* “If you had a horse it would be dead by now”

Suffice to say, the car is now being serviced and I’m driving W’s car.  I think I’m going to phone the guy and tell him to take his time with my car. :-)

Not only do we have the semi-regular visits of Spikey but we also have the regular *twice a day* visits from The Black Cat.  Almost certainly my fault, because the first time he came to visit I gave him a teensy snack from the fridge, outside mind you… I didn’t feed him in the house, I gave him the teensy snack out on the porch.  He’s now snacking on Woolies ham and whatever else I have in the fridge, on a daily basis.  He’s a smart animal, has worked out when we leave in the morning and makes sure he’s there before we go, and pops around just after we’ve come back home in the evening. His owner gave him a collar with a bell on it, so you can hear him coming a mile away. He’s a lovely looking animal, beautiful black shiny coat (probably as a result of all the Woolies ham he gets from me), what can I say, he’s a cat.  Explains everything.

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It’s another day in paradise…

What a glorious day today is, the sun is shining, there isn’t a cloud in the sky and Spikey didn’t get into the dustbin last night. All is right with the world.

W on the other hand is ‘sukkeling’ with the jacuzzi, he was supposed to get instructions on how to set the temperature, but they were never emailed, so now he’s battling to figure out how it’s all supposed to work. (didn’t take him long, the jacuzzi is now warming up)

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On the way back from Makro, and our 2nd favourite haunt at the moment, the Muizenberg Market, we drove over Boyes drive and I took these shots of Kalk Bay.

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You have to say, my part of the world is beautiful.

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Spikey loses appeal

I have decided the porcupine has to go. This morning was the second day in a row that we have had to pick up the rubbish he leaves behind after he’s rummaged in the bin. You’d swear he thinks the bin is his personal lunch box or doggy bag, um porcupine bag. The thing is, one doesn’t want to be confronted every morning with rubbish strewn around the place, it has the habit of making the whole day feel icky. I guess the answer is to somehow fasten the lid down so he can’t get in, which is all good and well, but what about the extra black bags one has? We can’t very well keep them in the house, think of the smell, nope the porcupine has to go. Either that or Wouter is going to have to pee around the bin twice a night!

Our lime tree is doing well, I was taking some pictures of it and complained to Wouter that I wasn’t getting as sharp a picture as I would like, using my makro setting. Handed the camera to him and voila, he gets a perfect shot. Not to be outdone, I took more….. first one is Wouter’s, second mine.

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Yea, I know his is better than mine. Shall have to work a little more on my technique.

Some house news – we’re not sure whether the people that signed up to buy my place have pulled a fast one or not. At the beginning of July they phoned me to let me know that they were having problems selling their place but were still keen to buy mine, but they just wanted to keep me in the picture. Last week Wouter asked our agent if they’d sold their place and she confirmed they had. We don’t know when they sold, but they certainly haven’t phoned me with the good news, so we figure they are using the excuse that they couldn’t sell their place as a way of getting out of buying mine. Does kind of put a spanner in the works, on the one hand it means there’s no rush to get out of mine (which helps from the kids and school point of view) on the other hand it’s a bit of a concern, because we’re planning on putting the money into the bond. Will have to try and find another purchaser I guess.

We’ve started to work on our bathroom again, put the basin in as W wanted to check if the hole in the wall for the pipe was in the right place, sadly it’s a few mm’s out, so that’s going to have to be sorted out.

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I’m now off to see if I can persuade W to stop long enough to order pizza…

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The day of the Triffids

I was told I had to do some weeding in the garden. Being the obedient type (*erhum*), I did as asked – bought some gardening tools (turns out I didn’t need to buy the tools, W bought some for me) and set about tackling the front garden. My word but you only realise how many weeds you have in your garden when you get down on your hands and knees and really look. Ugly, mean looking things. They also have this sneaky way of moving around the garden when you’re not looking. Just when you think you have them all, another 3 pop up smirking at you in a snide flat green way, almost daring you to turn your back, so that they can call their friends. Without making myself sound completely useless, I have to mention that, much like cooking, gardening and I aren’t the best of friends. In fact I’ve never gardened. I blame my folks, they evidently raised me extremely badly.

So this foray into the gardening world was a first for me. I’m most chuffed with my results.

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The overgrown flower bed…

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Once I’d cleared it. (Took loads of yanking, pulling, swearing, muttering, sweating and dirt under the fingernails.. *shudder*)

That was my weekend work, Wouter on the other hand was doing the *real* work.  Our kitchen really is starting to look like a kitchen, awesome :-)

Must just show you some photos I took on Friday, I was involved in an outreach programme at work, celebrating National Women’s Day – amongst other things I created the posters for the event, helped organise various parts of it, and was designated official photographer.  We tend to be jack of all trades where I work.  We held the event in the Company Gardens, and the weather was superb.

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If you look really closely you can see the cable car starting up the mountain (you have to look *really* closely).

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hehehehe

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A baby Egyptian gosling….

 And my all time favourite shot…..

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Isn’t he cute?

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