There lived a family, a fairly typical modern day family – a mother, her two children and a Wouter. Life was plodding along at a fairly normal pace and all seemed well with the world until the mother came home one day and heard these words “Mom, I need to tell you something”. In the blink of an eye the mother’s world was turned upside down upon hearing her fourteen year old daughter had found an eighteen year old prince. Not only had she found her prince she’d also invited him over for a visit and had spent several happy hours discussing life, the universe and everything in between. To the mother’s credit she didn’t freak out, well not visibly anyway. She calmly explained the pitfalls of relationships between 18 year old perverts and sweet innocent 14 year olds. Much was said about this in a calm and rational manner befitting a mother of a daughter whose tippy toes are on the edge of the dating cliff. The mother made only one stipulation that she meet this prince before any further assignations. Said prince turned out to be just an ordinary frog when he dumped the dear sweet innocent fourteen year old upon hearing he’d have to meet the evil mother first. (Stupid little pervert)
I am so not ready for this.