If you’ve ever wondered if there’s a permanent cure for the hiccups – wonder no more. It’s simple really – use one of the old fashioned remedies.
Let me paint the scene for you…. you’re quietly sitting on the couch innocently hiccuping away not really annoying anyone when suddenly out of nowhere – the person next to you….. leans over and goes “AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” in your ear.
Not only do you have to kickstart your heart, you also have to contend with half your glass of red wine being thrown all over yourself, the couch and the idiot who gave you the fright in the first place. Said idiot is of course laughing so much that he can barely stand up let alone help with scrubbing the red wine off the cream couch.
Result….. 1 ruined shirt (mine) on the plus side – I very much doubt I’ll ever hiccup again.