Two cats (3 years/3 months) – tabbys, oodles of personality, okay one might have a slight brain malfunction every now and then – but the other one’s cuteness makes up for it tenfold. Guaranteed to give you hours of fun and excitement.

They come completely house trained – able to use a catflap (albeit only one way); have boundless energy (think of the weight you could lose chasing playing with them) and are very affectionate (those scratches on my arms… they’re love bites).

Please……I’ll pay you!!!

One thing… you can only have them daily between the hours of 02:00am and 05:00am – the rest of the time I want them back.

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